i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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