grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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