i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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