Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
