i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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