A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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