We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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