You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
