My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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