NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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