youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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