Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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