I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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