Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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