Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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