If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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