That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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