winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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