he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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