Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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