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alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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