best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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