Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.