theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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