i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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