everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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