I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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