I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize