we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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