Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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