White coat. Heels.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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