she was so not down for the gang bang
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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