I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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