I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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