He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Randomize
