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(248): View more from Michigan

Potential corruption. He's 19.

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Get them while they're young!

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(404): View more from Georgia

what's for breakfast?

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Advil and throwup

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(256): View more from Alabama

We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.

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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."

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(619): View more from California

Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.

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