apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.