I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
