I'm laying in your front yard are you home
this just has baby written all over it
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You pole danced in your parka.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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