Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
