In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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