Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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