I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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