But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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