it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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