i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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