Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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