i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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