Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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