Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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