it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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