I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
