So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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