If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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