The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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