Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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