I want to stick my p in your. b.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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